Webster’s dictionary defines Who as “what or which person or persons”, in the form or force of a question. A good example is the tag line from the Brockton, MA based office-supply chain WB Mason Company Inc. – “Who But W.B. Mason?” It is combined with a portrait of the store’s founder William Betts Mason and his impeccable mustache. They even have an annual “Movember” mustache contest. Further, it is used by speakers on all educational levels and by many reputable writers (like me of course), though disapproved by some grammarians like my 10th grade English teacher Mrs. Timbrook!
Who can also be utilized as a function word to introduce a group i.e,“my generation”. That of course is an excellent transition to The Who, an English rock band. In fact their debut album was called My Generation, which contained a single by the same name. Now what do these school and music lessons have to do with The Law Offices of Evan M. Ostfeld? Well actually a better to question to ask is, Who is Evan M. Ostfeld,. Esq., the Referral King?™
For those Who don’t know my story, I have been practicing law since 1993, opening my own firm in 2001. We only represent the injured in personal injury, workers’ compensation, product liability and diminished value matters. I’m admitted into DC, FL, IL, OH and TX, but have clients in all 50 states, DC and Puerto Rico. Hopefully soon we’ll have cases in American Samoa, Guam, Northern Mariana Islands and the U.S. Virgin Islands! If you become one of our valued clients, we’ll never ask “Who Are You?” Rather, you shall be treated like royalty.
Should a legal issue arise, it’s best to consult with an attorney ASAP to know your rights. Our office always provides a free consultation and there are no fees or costs unless we win. Don’t let an insurance company or corporation trick you in getting less than what you deserve. We’ll make sure that you “Won’t Get Fooled Again” by big bad defendants that harmed you, Who choose profits over what’s right. They’ll use tactics to delay, defend, diminish, and deny your claim. When you ask them why, they’ll just say, “I Can’t Explain” or just be a “Happy Jack” and take our lowball offer! So if you ever find yourself in the a legal rumble, call the King who won’t charge you a bundle!
Plus as a courtesy to the public, if we can’t help with your legal matter, my staff and I will try to find you another lawyer in the Referral Kingdom™ who may be able to assist thee. We are here to help!
